TV Show Left At The Altar

I've been thinking of starting up my on reality TV show. It'd feature Yasmin Dale, home alone, curled up on her couch in her fleece pyjamas, watching Love Actually, eating strawberry ripple ice cream straight from the container and crying into the sleeve of her pyjama top. I plan to call it Yasmin Ain't Gettin' Any.



Yasmin Dale: Loser in (and out of) love.

Heehee. As a famous bunny rabbit once asked, "Ain't I a stinker?"

This article has an interesting closing. Network Ten, who was originally planning to pay for the whole wedding as per the agreement betwen Yasmin and the network, has stated outright that whenever she eventually does get married, they will follow through on their commitment to 'foot the bill'.

I wonder if they'll honour this agreement if she gets married in forty years' time. And will they restrict the cost to a certain dollar amount? Surely if the wedding had gone to air as planned, they would have spared no expense to make it look top-notch. Will the same be true of a wedding only the invited guests get to see?

And will David Mott get an invite? (Perhaps he'll get to toast the bride, if he's paying for everything!)

I want to make it clear that I have absolutely no interest in this show, but I am exceptionally amused that it did so poorly that Network Ten axed it after only four days. My apologies to all you TV industry types out there who only cringe at the notion, even if you had nothing whatsoever to do with this failed venture. Perhaps it's a sign at long last that people are getting sick of too much crappy reality TV?

I'd drink to that.


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